The Mikehome

This website was created primarily to compile and archive my sweetly worldbuilding. You will find it in the various links around you, or some such.

I am lazy and uninterested in coding: this website will keep this look to it maybe forever.

My obsession with having two columns of text means that I need to intersperse larger blocks in regularly for the sake of a nice, cohesive appearance. But I don't want a large block of text. I want two columns forever. I need two columns forever.

About

Michael | jan mikele

I have a variety of cute, fun interests, the most relevant of which is worldbuilding.

I am only really fluent in English. As far as natural languages go, I know some ASL and Spanish, and I want to learn Protactile. For clongs, I know some toki pona and Viossa. Or at least, I'm in the Viossa server. Someday I'll know some Viossa, probably.

For real I just use he but for fun and games you can substitute the <e> and <i> for any tense and lax vowel pair, respectively. To the right are the high vowels besides [ɯ].

EXAMPLES

he/him/his [hi hɪm hɪz]
hy/hym/hys [hy hʏm hʏz]
hu/hum/hus [hu hʊm hʊz]

Michael Castro (1960-2021) was a writer, engineer, grocer, and holy prophet distributed probablistically across the entire eastern United States. He discovered the secret to a perfect life in 2019, after saving a bus full of orphans and nuns from careening off of a cliff, at which point they immediately began regarding him as a god. He is survived by his 12 worshippers and single adopted child, one of the aforementioned orphans, whose personality and memories have been supplanted by his after a tragic car accident. I am not him, nor am I the orphan he possesses.